Hatake Chronicles

hidden-inthesound:

Santa Claus Is Coming to Town — Daisuke Namikawa (Italy), Hiroki Yasumoto (Germany), and Hiroki Takahashi (Japan) — Hetalia: Axis Powers Insert Song

gon-the-hunter:

Onsen-trip

Hisoka: HHR HHR, this is the Hunter x Hunter radio broadcasting station. For a refreshing time in the morning, by your side on a serene afternoon, on a calm evening… Today too, please enjoy the Hunter x Hunter radio for the entire day. Hunter x Hunter radio, with a frequency of 42.1 Kiloherz, and a power of 5000000 HP…
Gon: … broadcast to the entire country.
Hisoka: My, why are you shaking like that, Gon? Are you cold? If you’d like, shall I’ll warm you up?
Gon: I decline!
Hisoka: That’s right, isn’t it? Today, to celebrate one year of radio, we’re going on a hot springs trip with everyone, right? You’ll get warm soon, right?
Gon: Yeah! Kurapika and Leorio and of course Killua will come too!
Hisoka: I’m looking forward to that~
Gon: And also, you know, Jun-chan and Kana-chan and Gouda-san and Kaida-san and Hiroki-kun are coming too, I heard!
Hisoka: I’m really looking forward to it. Hey, let’s gather wearing Yukata, and eat tasty things, and sing karaoke and stuff, to put ourselves at ease and relax.
Gon: Um, because this time it’s Hunter x Hunter Relax, right?
Hisoka: Hey, Gon. When we bathe in the spring, let’s wash each other’s back, ok?
Gon: Nooo!
Hisoka: Gon? Where are you going, Gon? Wait up!
Junko: You two! The bus is leaving! Geez, I wonder what they’re doing…
Gouda: Isn’t it training?
Junko: Why would they?

Hisoka: Hey, Gon! Gon! Hm, oh dear… When I was chasing Gon, I came all the way to this place… Hm? Hmm… But it’s a nice place, isn’t it? One’s mind will really calm down here… A temple with a silent appearance… A garden with elegance. Wabisabi. (1) Yeah, I can feel the wabisabi. Even though I may look like this, I’m actually a man who understands aesthetics. It’s a good thing to get away from the violence of everyday life, and calm down my mind in a place like this.

Let’s compose a poem.

chimidoro no
momiji fumiwake
nakushikano
danna tsuma no koe
kiku to ureshii

(“Making its way through the desperate maple leaves, the husband is happy when he hears his wife’s voice.” Or something like that… )

Ah, I’m such a charming young man who understands aesthetics.
Leorio: What are you doing, Hisoka? I was looking for you. And why do I have to be the driver?
Hisoka: Such an insensitive guy…
Leorio: Get in the car. When we arrive at the inn, we’ll have a ping pong tournament right away!
Hisoka: Ping pong tournament!?
Leorio: What’s up with you?
Hisoka: That’s good, you’re the best!
Leorio: I don’t get what you’re saying at all! Is everyone there?
all: Yes~!
Leorio: I’ll turn the radio on for a while…
Hisoka: Radio!

(1) It’s a concept of simplicity and elegance.


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Kurapika: The splendid sunlight. Afternoon. Mmm… After lunch, you got to have an elegant tea time. Elegant? That sounds good. It suits me perfectly. … If you’re having black tea, it should be Earl Grey after all. A Yukata and a hot spring… it doesn’t suit me. I came here because I was invited by everyone, but… to me ‘time to relax’ means a profoundly elegant time like this. The splendid sunlight. Afternoon. An elegant tea time. It’s all so suitable for me.

Gon: Hey, Leorio? What’s Kurapika doing? Sitting on the veranda of the inn, making powdered tea and stirring it with a spoon. And his little finger is even pointing up.
Leorio: Let’s leave him alone.
Kurapika: The splendid sunlight. Afternoon. An elegant tea time. Ah, it all suits me so well. That’s right, let’s turn on the radio, and enjoy an even more elegant time.

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Killua: The white moonlight. The sound of the breaking waves. Invited by the moon, the waves approach and return. Forever. Bathing in the moonlight, walking along the neverending beach, a silver-haired boy with lonely looking eyes.

(No matter how many times I listen, I don’t get the last line… Sorry! ORZ)

Killua: Gah, I’m such a poet! ‘Relaxing’ should have this kind of mood, after all! Ah, there’s a bottle on the sand. There’s a letter inside. I get it! This is that thing where you put a message inside, and let it be carried off to sea. Umm, what does it say… “How are you doing, Killua? I am always watching over you fondly. From mother.” From mother!?

Kurapika: Killua, why are you spacing out over there? Hm? A radio is coming out of the sand!? Let’s put it on…

Killua: From mother!?

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Leorio: What should we play next? A memory game? Or a pillowfight? The night is long, so we gotta enjoy it! Hey… everyone. Hey!
Gon: Mito-san~
Killua: I can’t eat any more~
Leorio: Wait, hey!
Hisoka: One card… two cards…
Kurapika: Spiders…!
Leorio: He’s having a nightmare… You guys are hopeless, did everyone go to sleep!? Guess I’ll go and sleep too then… Good night, have sweet dreams.

gon-the-hunter:

Hunter x Hunter Theme park

Gon: It’s finally finished, Killua!
Killua: Yeah, it’s finished, Gon!
Both: Hunter x Hunter theme park!
Killua: Shortened it’s H2TP, right?
Gon: It’s H2TP
Killua: And today is the opening ceremony
Gon: It’s the opening ceremony!
Killua: Look at these amazing crowds!
Gon: Uwaa, there’s tens of thousends of people! Too many to count!
Killua: Yeah, after all, the Hunter x Hunter theme park is a great theme park with grounds of about 50000 square meters, and there’s 1300 attractions!
Gon: There’s stuff like a life-sized Heaven’s Arena, and it seems Trick Tower is there too!
Killua: Of course there’s also a Hunter sea, and floating in the sea are Whale island and Zebil Island!
Gon: It’s really amazing, isn’t it!? You can’t visit all of it in just one day!
Killua: Idiot, visiting all of it is the true joy of a theme park!
Gon: Wah, you’re so passionate…

Killua: Hehe, I already bought a pamphlet too. Where shall we start? How about the Numele swamp Zoo? You can see the fog-man-turtle, the frog-in-waiting and the Ruse Raven there!
Gon: What is this “Zaoldyeck family museum?”
Killua: Ah, that’s a replica of my house, it says that there’s a torture room and a wax sculpture museum.
Gon: Wah, so it’s almost like a haunted house, right?
Killua: How rude… Um, let’s go to Trick tower then? Or do you want to go to Hanzo’s Ninja residence? Both supposedly have lots of traps, so it seems really fun!
Gon: Hey hey, Killua. Is this theme park perhaps… very dangerous?
Killua: You think so?
Gon: I want to go to a safer place first.
Killua: Hmm, then first up is this, I guess.
Gon: Yeah, the Hunter World museum, right? I guess it’s where you should go first!

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Gon: That was really fun, wasn’t it?
Killua: Really, Gon?
Gon: I get really hungry when I shout so loudly.
Killua: I guess… Let’s have lunch then. There’s a lot of shops where you can eat described in the pamphlet. Here, look.
Gon: Ah, I wonder which one is good… There’s too many! I guess ‘Mito-san’s Whale Island specialty cooking’ would be good?
Killua: Dishes with fresh fish are their pride, it says.
Gon: Ah, Menchi’s Hunter Restaurant sounds good too, doesn’t it?
Killua: It says that their specialty is spider-eagle eggs. Looks tasty~
Gon: There’s also the Zaban city set meal restaurant, and the Yorkshin dining hall looks good as well.

Hisoka: Chef Buhara’s shop has all-you-can eat~!
Gon: Then let’s go there-! wait, who was that?
Killua: What are you saying, Gon?
Gon: I just heard a familiar voice… I guess I was just imagining it.
Killua: Come on, let’s have lunch quickly and let’s go to the next place then! Let’s try going to the labyrinth next!
Gon: Yeah!

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Killua: The labyrinth was really fun, wasn’t it?
Gon: Yeah!
Killua: I’m really glad we came here!
Gon: Where shall we go next?
Hisoka: How about the Hunter Theater?
Gon & Killua: Eh, Hisoka!?
Hisoka: Ya~ Such a coincidence, did you two come here to play too? Really, you get along so well, so you’re always together, aren’t you? I feel kind of abandoned…
Killua: Why are you here?
Hisoka: Oh yeah, I actually came to request a performance from you
Gon & Killua: Request a performance?
Hisoka: In the middle of this park, there’s a theater called the Hunter Theater. I’m writing and directing a play. If you’d like, I want you to perform as guests.
Gon: Hisoka’s script and direction…? That kinda makes me feel uneasy…
Hisoka: Did you say something, Gon?
Gon: No, not really. Hey, what should we do, Killua?
Killua: I’ll do it, of course I’ll do it!
Gon: Huh, Killua?
Killua: In the musical I barely appeared, you know. So I wanna do it! Hisoka, give me a good role! A really cool one!
Hisoka: That’s the spirit. Well then, come to the theater right away, ok?
Gon: I have a bad feeling about this.

Gon: Ladies and Gentlemen, good evening! I’m Gon!
Killua: I’m Killua. Thank you very much for taking your time to come to the Hunter Theater.
Gon: Today we will present you a play which we practiced very much…
Killua: Pull yourself together
Gon: We will present it!
Killua: Please enjoy it leasurely until the end.
Gon: Please!
Hisoka: Please!
Killua: It’s almost time to raise the curtain. Please wait and remain seated.
Gon: Please!
Hisoka: Please!

Killua: This play is presented by… writer, Hisoka
Hisoka: I wrote it~
Killua: Director, Hisoka
Hisoka: I’ll make you dance on the palms of my hands~
Killua: Leanding role, Gon
Gon: Please treat me kindly…
Killua: By the Hunter Theater, we will perform “Gonderella”. Everyone, please enjoy it until the end.

Gon: Ah, cleaning is fun, cleaning is so much fun!
Junko: Gonderella, Gonderella!
Gon: Ah, it’s big sister Jango who bullies me! What do you want?
Junko: Can’t you do something about those stiff lines?
Gon: I’m sorry, but I’m nervous so…
Junko: It’s fine. I’m going to the ball at the castle now, so Gonderella, you should do the cleaning and laundry in the meanwhile. And wash the dishes and the bath, and prepare dinner, and take out the trash, and fold the clothes and set the table.
Gon: I can’t do that much! Waah!
Junko: Oh my, are you trying to talk back to me? If you act so conceited I’ll throw you out!
Gon: I’m sorry, I understand. Waah!
Junko: Well then, I’m going. Wait for me, my prince~ I won’t let you get away! There’s no time!
Gon: Have fun!

Gon: Ah, such sadness I have to go through. I want to go to the ball as well
Killua: Hahahaha~ Shall I grant that wish?
Gon: Uwaa, who are you?
Killua: Me? I’m the wizard Killuaccho
Gon: Killuaccho?
Killua: Yeah, Gonderella, your hair is really spiky but you’re a really nice kid, so I’ll grant you your wish with my magic. There!
Gon: Oh my, how mysterious! The pumpkin turned into a carriage! The mouse became a horse!
Killua: Are you really happy?
Gon: I’m happy.
Killua: There, your clothes turned into a pretty dress!
Gon: I didn’t realize that! Thank you, nice wizard. Now I can go to the ball too!
Killua: However, at midnight my magic will wear off, so be careful.

Gon: Yes, I understand.
Killua: Do you really get it?
Gon: Then, I’m going!
Killua: Have fun…
Gon: Ah, such a big castle! And such a lovely ball!
Killua: The entrance of the prince!!

Hisoka: Under the large apple tree!! No, wait. I couldn’t help myself.
… Under the large apple-!
Takahashi: I’m sorry. I can’t help but do that, it’s become a a habit. … I’m stuck in that habit. One, two!

Hisoka: In the large castle~~~
Gon: Wah, such a flashy entrance! Are you the prince?
Hisoka: The prince! That’s right, I’m prince Hisoka of this castle! Ah, thank you for coming, Gonderella.
Gon: Don’t put your hand on my butt! Wait a second!
Hisoka: Isn’t it alright!? Let’s dance the Waltz together!
Gon: Let me go!
Hisoka: As if I would! Ah, I’m so happy~~ I’m the most happy when I’m with you. I’ll never let you go anymore!
Gon: Too close! Save me, Killua!!
Killua: Geez, what are you two doing? The lines are wrong!
Gon: I don’t care about that right now!
Hisoka: Ah, Gon, Gon, I- I- I- can’t-
Gon: Wait, waaah!!
Killua: We quit! Let’s run away, Gon!
Gon: Yeah, I have to get home before midnight, so…!
Hisoka: Ah, please wait, Gonderella! Ah~~ !
Killua: Why are they cheering?

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Killua: It’s already become this dark outside.
Gon: When you’re having fun, time passes really quickly, doesn’t it? Let’s go home.
Hisoka: Eh? It’s still too soon, Gon.
Killua: That’s right, this is where the fun starts! When it starts getting dark around here, it means…
Hisoka: When it gets dark, it means…
Gon: When it gets dark, it means…?
Killua: Parade time!
Hisoka: It’s Hunter Electrical parade!
Gon: What, what’s with this music? where does it come from?
Killua: Hey, hey, look over there!
Gon: Parade!?
Hisoka: This is the event at sunset, the Hunter Electrical parade
Gon: Amazing! The big Kiriko puppets are moving!
Killua: There’s a puppet of Mike walking in the back too! It’s so big!!
Gon: Hey, what is this made of?
Hisoka: These are all electrical mechanisms.
Gon: Ah, so that’s why *mumble mumble*
Hisoka: Do you really get it?

Killua: Hey hey, look at the sky, Gon, it’s amazing
Gon: Ah, it’s an airship! The shiny airship is coming down! I wonder why?
Hisoka: Ah, that is… there’s lots of candy in it which they’ll give to all the good kids.
Killua: I was waiting for this! Damnit, come down quickly, come down quickly!
Gon: Killua, don’t get so excited
Killua: I wonder what kind of candy is in that airship
Hisoka: 10 tons of Chocorobokun!
Killua: Waah! Seriously!?
Gon: I said it’s not good to get too excited Killua!
Killua: I can’t hold back! Come on, hurry!!
Hisoka: Oh my, it looks like Killua’s power carried over to the parade~
Killua: Hahaha, long live the Hunter x Hunter theme park!!
Gon & Hisoka: Hurray…
Killua: Cheer more loudly! Hurray!
*cheering*

Hisoka: Thank you very very much for visiting the Hunter x Hunter themepark today. Please take care to not leave any of your belongings behind when you go home. It is almost closing time.
Killua: Hisoka… does he work here?
Gon: How troublesome…

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Killua: Uwa, while we were having fun it’s turned completely dark. It was so much fun!
Gon: Yeah… Killua, are you back? Ah, he’s back. Huh? There’s chocolate on your sleeve!
Killua: Ah~ I’m full. Oh, it’s almost time for the gates to close.
Gon: Time really flew by, didn’t it? In the end we couldn’t go and see everything within one day.
Killua: Damn it, I forgot to buy souvenirs too. Gon, let’s go here again sometime.
Gon: Yeah, and next time we should bring Leorio and Kurapika too!
Killua: That’s right, if Leorio were here he’d probably haggle for us with the shopping.
Gon: He’d probably be shopping the entire time.
Killua: Anyways, let’s come again, to the Hunter x Hunter theme park
Gon: Of course! Ah, but I don’t wanna do Hisoka’s theater anymore.
Hisoka: Why? That’s so cold of you, Gon…